Jessica ist jetzt hier!!!

Hallihallo, ich bin Jessica und ich bin da! So, Scottie ist mein Freund und er ist nicht da jetzt so, ich bin die neuer Meister. Ich bin ein deutsche Schuelerin und ich kann nicht viel sprechen aber ob ihr lesen dieses schrift, Herzlich Gluecklich!!!!!!! So, meine Freunde mit die rosa Haare ist singen, sie singt sehr schoen (besser als mir). Emily ist jetzt da, aber ich weiB nicht warum, aber, dann dass ist die Problem! Ich habe keine Ahnung warum dass ein Problem ist, aber es ist mir egal!!!! Meine Freunde mit die rosa Haare hat etwas kommisch gesagt....ich erinnere mich es nicht....aber es war kommisch!

OH NEIN!!!! Scottie kommt mit die Yaoi. Und Shonen-ai!!!! Ich laufe jetzt!!!!! Ach nein!!!!!

*Scottie nehmt die Schreibbrett*

(Sorry if you can't read this {neither can i} So if you want to know what it says [well you cna't she is to lazy to tell me ] ...)

The Attack of the Scotties

Sup?? I have successfully hijacked Scottie's blogged jkjkjk He's just letting me type. and telling me what to type. He wants me to tell you about this thing that happened sometime last year...what was it...? oh, right, attack of the scotties. 'Twas a quiz I created on my Quizilla account (before that site got all jacked up--honestly, why change something that's not broken?? they changed it to "help new users navigate the site more easily", but it was so much easier before, and now it's got all these bugs in it and we don't have as much freedom with our creations... oh, yeah, end rant.) called Attack of the Scotties: will you survive? the questions were rather random, and the answers were moreso. Most of the questions pertained to what you would do in a situation involving Scotties (except the occasional one that would be something to the effect of "Do you like cashews?"). It was mostly a collaboration, there was a group of people at the computer emitting random questions/answers, which I then filtered and decided what to add. It's probably rather boring with the way I'm talking about it... Here's an interesting piece, only one answer in each question leads the quiztaker to victory, the rest spell out your demise! As of yet, I don't think anyone has survived.. but for those who do, I created a sequel quiz, Return of the Scotties: will you survive next time around? This one is in fact impossible to pass. It is similar to the original quiz though, only with slightly more interesting questions. um...I don't know what else I can say on this subject, and Scottie hasn't come back yet to unchain me from the keyboard....I'm supposed to keep typing until he gets here...hm...what else can I say?


Scottie's hiding in the closet. He hasn't come out yet. Well, no, that's a lie. He came out sometime in the process of the first quiz. yep. hm...what else can I say about our dear friend Scottie?

HAY!! Jessica ist hier!! (German for: My hair is pink! which it's not..) My pink hair is here to keep me company because she thought I looked bored and lonely all alone, chained to this computer until my master returns to let me go and find some food in alleyways. He's very hospitable and generous, I could never have asked for a more well-treating owner! How I love him so! ^-^

Now I'm just playing naive. Now I'm just typing what I say out loud. Now I'm just...okay, just became corrected by my pink hair, which is inanimate, so it shouldn't be talking. Just so you know, I did not say "Now I'm just typing what I say out loud" out loud. Happy??

Hair shouldn't talk.

Scottie, you've returned?? Please unchain me from this keyboard, I believe I have acquired carpal tunnel syndrome!

*Scottie yanks keyboard away*...'Kay!



Wow thats alot of words i cant spell anything anymore so i will just end this postso thank you for reading this and we will be back nest week..or tomorrow..tomatot (the tomato and otot for phatoto) {yes i do spell everything Lolish}...

~so a good dayto you by the Krew